December 22, 2006
more Austin holiday images
This is becoming a series of sorts here on Clever-Lazy: images taken around Austin during the holiday season. We've already seen The Famous Christmas Store and the ice-skating rink at Northcross Mall.
Now for something completely different, and far less family-oriented -- the marquee of a "gentlemen's club" called The Yellow Rose:
Even our local titty bars get into the Christmas spirit. You can have your presents wrapped for free while enjoying a festive holiday lapdance. Unless "free gift wrapping" is some sort of metaphor -- if so, please don't tell me what it means. I might never be able to look at wrapping paper, ribbons, and gift tags in the same way again.
Posted at December 22, 2006 11:27 PMHere, Timmy! Here's your gift! No, that's DADDY'S um... ARM HAIR stuck in that tape! No WAY that's a stripper's pubic hair!
What kind of tacky lowlife would have gifts wrapped at a tittie bar? Of course, I dislike the task of wrapping so much, I'd almost be willing to put up with the titties if all it cost me were a few bucks in a g-string. And hey, 11 bucks for steak and lobster!
Nope. Still seems unhygenic.
Posted by: timbrat at December 23, 2006 01:13 AM